Friday, February 27, 2009

@ Work or @ Prison

A very funny comparison between these 2 places : being in the prison and being at work...you choose...

@PRISON : You spend most of your time in a 10 X 10 cell
@WORK : You spend most of yourtime ina 6X6 cubicle

@PRISON :You get three fully paid for meals a day
@WORK :You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it

@PRISON :For good behavior, you get time off
@WORK :For good behavior, you get more work

@PRISON :The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@WORK :You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

@PRISON :You can watch TV and play games
@WORK :You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@PRISON :you get your own toilet
@WORK :You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat

@PRISON :They allow your family and friends to visit
@WORK :You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@PRISON :All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part
@WORK :You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary

@PRISON :You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@WORK :You spend most of your time wantingto get out

@PRISON :You must deal with sadistic wardens
@WORK :They are called 'BOSS'