Are you drinking the right tea?

1. People who use their "brain" to work or students who study hard day and night - should drink more Chrysanthemum Tea.

2. People who need a lot of body energy to work or those people that do a lot of exercise everyday - should drink Wu Loong Tea.

3. People who travel on a bike or work in dirty and polluted places - should drink Green Tea.

4. For those people who likes to sit down all day long and not doing anything even exercising

---must drink Green Tea and FlowerTea.

5. People who smoke and drink a lot of alcoholic drinks

--- should drink more Green Tea.

6. Carnivore ( those people who must eat meat at least once a day, or feel sick or not feeling

well

--- try to drink some Wu Loong Tea.

7. Those people who go to the washroom too often or too less

--- should drink more Honey Tea

8. People with high cholesterol and high blood pressure

--- Wu Loong Tea, Green Tea.

9. Those who work with computers everyday

--- need to drink a Lot of Tea (any tea will do).

Its hard to get jobs nowadays...

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JOKES

Man : Where are you from?
Woman : U.S.A
Man : Are you here on vacation?
Woman : No lah! I'm here for lunch.
Man : What!!! All the way from United States of America!!!
Woman : No lah! Upper Serangoon Avenue.
Man : !!@#$%

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A customer went to snack bar and ordered a hamburger. When 20 minutes had gone and his food hadn't arrived, the irritated customer asked the waiter.

Customer: Will my hamburger be long?

Waiter: No, sir...it will be round.

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Two young boys was having their morning breakfast, consist of hot chocolate and cereal. As he almost finish his meal, the younger of the two headed for their aquarium, his hand full of cereal. Just beforehe feed the turtles and the fish, his mother came into the room. "Don't do it, Kamal",she said."They'll die." The boys face turned pale and throw his mother a desperate look, "Then why did you gave it to us ?"

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Diner: Waiter, look at this chicken, nothing but skin and bones.

Waiter: What else do u want, feathers?

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!

Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!

Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?

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Ben: These ice-cream are too expensive

John: Stop complaining and pay with a smile.

Ben: I wish I could but the man insists on cash!

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Almost bald man: Why do u always charge me double? You ought to charge me cheaper for I don't have much hair!

Barber: No, no! We don't charge for cutting the hair! We charge for having to search for it!

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